You’ve won a chance to meet the entire cast of the Avengers and you get to hang out with them for an entire day. This includes Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, Robert Downey Jr, Mark Ruffalo, Samuel L. Jackson, and of course, Tom Hiddleston.
You walk through the double doors and they’re all standing there in full costume. Tom, who is in the middle, raises both of his hands and welcomes you with a smile.
How do you react and what is the first thing you do?
… Not.
You have been chosen randomly along with nineteen other girls/guys for a chance to marry Tom Hiddleston. Each girl/guy will have fifteen minutes with Hiddles to make a good first impression.
What do you do to make a lasting impression?
… You wake up one morning, feeling completely exhausted. Your hair is a mess, you barely slept last night, and you drag yourself into the kitchen. As you walk in, you see Loki standing by the stove, dressed in a frilly pink apron. He is singing a jazzy musical number as he waves his magical blowstick of destiny around in one hand, and flips a pancake with a spatula in the other. But alas, he is careless and the pancake drops to the ground. The singing stops abruptly. He stares at the now inedible pancake in shock.
How do you respond to this?
weremagnus answered: I demand that he puts the leather and metal back on immediately
amazingbaeart answered: Get on my knees and pick it up for him ;D
bronyhood answered: make up sex to take his mind off it
kaitlynnkopp answered: Fall over completely dead due to the incredible scenario I’m witnessing.
weve-been-lokid answered: Hey Loki, I’m pretty sure you don’t need that pancake to satisfy you ;) :LLL
harukakuroi answered: … Um… Loki…? Did you hit your head with your staff again…?
dweebers answered: Laugh at the dog, who was probably eagerly awaiting the first dropped pancake, and ask him if he plans to put some pants on at some point.
loki-d-with-weed answered: If there is a Loki in my kitchen, I don’t care if the place is littered with ruined pancakes. I will just jump him and do the sex. Everywhere
askthistleandba-ya answered: We would both stare at the pancake. Probably for a while. I would pick up the pancake and we would give it to Thor for breakfast.
littlemonsterinthetardis answered: I can’t even anwser because I’m only thinking about the pancake on the floor!
robineva answered: “That one’s yours. Because you are a fucking god and will not be bullied my some lowly germs.”
blondehairedthundergod answered: *facepalm*
poetic-dreams answered: I would hug him and clean up the pancake for him. …And most likely fuck him to make him forget about the pancake.
Oh my God, you guys. LOL. I’m beginning to see a trend here ;]. Thanks for the laughs! If you want to answer this particular question, you can click here!
Also, I’ve put up a link to the other Impossible Scenario that I asked. I’ll be asking random crazy scenarios periodically, so stick around and answer one if you’d like! I love reading them, they seriously make my day… and everyone else’s! Mwah!
… You wake up one morning, feeling completely exhausted. Your hair is a mess, you barely slept last night, and you drag yourself into the kitchen. As you walk in, you see Loki standing by the stove, dressed in a frilly pink apron. He is singing a jazzy musical number as he waves his magical blowstick of destiny around in one hand, and flips a pancake with a spatula in the other. But alas, he is careless and the pancake drops to the ground. The singing stops abruptly. He stares at the now inedible pancake in shock.
How do you respond to this?
You wake up one morning in Las Vegas and you’re clearly hungover and don’t remember a thing from last night. You sit up from your bed and look up in time to see Tom Hiddleston walk through the door holding two cups of coffee. He grins and asks you how you slept.
How do you respond?
infinitetruth answered: Can we please reenact what transpired here last night. I’m sorry that wasn’t a request.
chacelynpierce answered: I’d ask if he was ready for round two because I might not remember the 1st time but you bet damn well I’d remember the 2nd time.
bbyemy answered: “Please tell me my last name is Hiddleston.”
leskizzlestix answered: Not even gonna lie. A panic attack so large I would be in the hospital for days.
nonsensekenobi answered: Laugh quietly to myself and whisper “Loki’d”.
quiet-quirk answered: “Please tell me we banged.”
strutsonicely answered: We have to keep this…low-key.
whatsthestory-morninggloryx answered: “Oh, uhhh…fine, thanks.” *takes the cup of coffee* “So, is it too early for another go or…?”
prettypaperdoll answered: You might wanna put down the coffee because I’m about to jump on you.
eazve answered: -Background music in my mind: Is this real life? Is this just fantasy?- I.. had a great night (wtf happened last night?).. Wanna do it again?
Thanks for the laughs, guys! If you missed my question, you can still answer! Click here!
You wake up one morning in Las Vegas and you’re clearly hungover and don’t remember a thing from last night. You sit up from your bed and look up in time to see Tom Hiddleston walk through the door holding two cups of coffee. He grins and asks you how you slept.
How do you respond?
